In the colony that we lived in during my childhood, there was only one movie theatre. It played 3 shows daily, matinee, first show and second show. It was a pretty decent theatre. There was front class (or gandhi class), a regular class and a balcony class. I do not remember the fare, but I do remember that we mostly used the balcony class to see any movie we went to. The theatre played Kannada, Hindi, and occasionally Telugu and Tamil movies. Thursday was a special day because, the matinee show was always an English movie.
We were not what you would call a regular movie goers. Only when my parents felt that the movie would be good, they would take us along. There have been many occasions when they would take either my sister or me or sometimes neither of us and only they would go. I can’t think of even one occasion when either of us had protested it. If they didn’t take us…they didn’t take us…. that’s it..no arguments…. nothing… there have never been tantrums or fights about it. I just cannot imagine such a situation with my kids now or ever. It’s not that my parents were overly strict or some such thing. Its just that we just accepted what they told. I guess the times were simpler then.
Anyway…… after all that side story, I will come to the movie of the day today. Conan, the Barbarian. Yes, that iconic movie of Arnold Schwarzenegger and James Earl Jones. It is only years later I realised that this movie is iconic, but at that time I had no idea. I never realised how legendary these actors were at that time. I was a little ignorant of Hollywood actors at that time.
It so happened that the Thursday that this movie came to our colony theatre, was my Dad’s birthday. Now, Thursdays were not just special for the English matinee show but also because it was a half day both for the school we studied in and the factory that my Dad worked in.
So, Dad’s birthday rolled in on a Thursday that year. I forget which one, but I remember I was in primary school. I wanted to do something different on this birthday so I pestered my Dad to go to this movie. I had no idea about the story or the actors or anything. I only knew that going to an English movie on a birthday was going to be great. Dad did not want to go. He just wanted to eat his lunch and sleep. But no! I pestered and persisted and finally he agreed and we all trooped off to see the matinee show of Conan, the Barbarian!
I have never seen any other movie that was so bad! I am sure I am making some enemies of people who are fans of this movie. But bear with me a few seconds. Remember that I was a young girl without absolutely any idea of the world of fantasy that this movie is set in. It was also not the times of subtitles. So more than half of the dialogues were incomprehensible to me. I never understood the movie at all, mostly I kept wondering why no one wore clothes in the movie 😀
There was one scene in the movie that is burned into my mind. The hero and another person (mostly the villain) are standing in a huge pit. There are a lot of people standing around the high edge of the pit. The hero and the villain talk something (I did not understand what) 😉 And then……. the villain gestures with his hands and most shockingly one girl on the high ledge just leaps to her death into the pit.
I was so shocked! I did not recover after that and the whole of the movie just went in a blur!
In fact, till today, I only know this about this movie and nothing else! Hahahaha!
After that, when we were returning back, me, my sister talked about how we did not like the movie. I apologized to my Dad for spoiling his birthday. But my Dad did not mind at all. He said “It’s ok!”
He was the best sport ever!
The A2Z challenge 2019 is going to be all the movies that have left an impact on me someway or the other. Some have made me think. Some that I like a lot, some that I really hated. But all of them have left a memory behind which makes the movie more special than the rest. They may not be all classics or iconic but they are close to my heart.
A is for Andhadhun
B is for Bazaar
Haven’t watched this movie as well. But loved the side story. 🙂
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I remember this one😄😄. What a waste of time that was😞.
I remember the scene too!! Not a word did we understand. In fact I could not understand who were the good guys and who were the bad ones😁
Is this movie iconic?? Had no idea😜
We never made a fuss, right? Even for Hindi movies, they sometimes left one of us behind. And not one tantrum did we throw.
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Yes, it was a franchise. There are atleast 3 more conan movies. It made a lot of money. James earl jones is the villian in star wars too.
I know we never protested. I wonder why? We were good kids I suppose! 😁
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Yes, we were awfully sweet and good kids! 😎
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I know, right? 🙂
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No doubt about it! 🤗
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😆😆😆
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Had no idea about this movie. But after reading your post, I’m glad that I never knew of it. What a lovely back story to this movie.
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😂😂. Jokes apart this movie has a lot of fans!
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Was so happy when I read this blog, but for a reason youll not guess. Thing is, I’m not a big movie fan, and I was kind of sad thinking that your A-Z challenge will be a series of movie reviews (had secretly wished you could have done book reviews instead). But this is so refreshing! They have an element of ‘you’ and your experiences surrounding the movie thats thoroughly enjoyable!
Great going Meena ji
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Thanks Shaini! Stick around for more! 🙂
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Loved this post so much, Meena! 🤗 It is a super cute mix of all your childhood memories, hilarity, a great description of a movie, not only you, but none of us would have truly understood! 😀😀 Loved the second paragraph, especially.
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Thanks Soni. This one will always be in my memory. The way I pestered my Dad and poor thing he *had* to give in! and for what! 😉
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Your dad sounds like a wonderful man. I’ve found that most Schwartznegger movies are pretty bad (except the Terminator series). Remember the movie when he had a baby? Oh my! These memories are all good stories so many years later, though.
Clear the Clutter to Avoid Burnout
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Thanks Heather. Yes, he was. He never once scolded us! Not once.
I have seen terminator. I had enjoyed it then. Not so sure now!
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That was some fun memory of the film. You wondering why no-one in the movie were not wearing clothes 😀
BTW, Arnold has had many iconic roles in his career despite the fact that he cannot act 😛
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🙂 Yes, he has acted in quite a few blockbusters. Mainly I think his body building skills is his trump card
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those were the golden time for Arnold. commando, predator, terminator all were a super hit. i know i have seen it but it was not much memorable. great side story. looking forward to read more of your post.
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Thank you!
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When this came out I was 11 years old. Because of the violence nudity, and fairly graphic content (I’m not sure if the censors removed this from the version aired in India) it was Rated R – no one under age 17 admitted without an adult. At the time, though, my friends and I were very into this genre: heroes, monsters and quests and this seemed perfect. And so it was that one of my friends’ mom took a bunch of us. I remember liking the story but being shocked by the sexual content. I was too young to fully understand or have the least curiosity about it. We went home talking more about the battles that we liked.
Looking back, though, I’m not sure it would hold up very well to a second watch today. Aside from the lack of clothing it seems like this film was at the perfect level of sophistication for an eleven year old boy.
I admit to watching the second one as well after it came out. I remember even less about that one. But that’s where I discovered Grace Jones and even then I thought she was pretty cool. (and I ended up liking her music as well).
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Maybe you are right about the content censoring in India. I cannot be sure, because I do not remember the story at all. 🙂 Thanks for liking Todd and sharing your experience too.
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Loved your story of how you watched the movie! Made me laugh a lot.. especially you wondering why no one was wearing any clothes!
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Thanks Namratha. Since I could not follow the storyline, I guess I was looking at other things! 🙂
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I am not an Arnold fan and haven’t enjoyed any of his movies…!! I am very limited in my choices that way!
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His acting is not something to write about, He body speaks more than him! 🙂 You have not missed much
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